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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.有个人去参加朋友的婚礼,他发现新娘穿着一件很长的婚纱,走起路来有些不方便,于是他问旁边的人:“为什么新娘不把婚纱剪短一点呢?”旁边的人回答:“因为她的婚纱是租来的!”

2.小猪和小猴去山上采野果,小猪发现了一种又大又红的果子,它赶紧跑过去摘下来,而小猴却说:“别要这个,这个看起来很甜,吃起来可是酸的。”小猪听了,马上把果子丢了,然后小猴捡起果子,一边吃一边说:“这个才是真正好吃的呢!”

3.有只老虎感冒了,想要吃掉熊猫,熊猫哭了:“你感冒了,干嘛要吃掉我呢?”老虎说:“广告上都说了,感冒就要吃白加黑!”

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