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搞不笑你我练葵花宝典去

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搞不笑你我练葵花宝典去

1.条件反射

上大便,蹲式的,完事后发现没带纸,想想用手指弄干净再洗手算了,结果大便很粘,于是使劲的甩想将其甩掉,手指打到蹲坑的边缘,好痛,条件反射的用嘴含住了手指......

评论:拉屎不带纸,后果很严重啊!


2.深圳大学校园铁栅栏都是带尖头的,其上面的警示牌标语如下:
男生一不小心翻,就会变成女生?
女生一不小心翻,就会变成女人?

评论:这警示牌的标语也太狠毒了吧!


3.考验老婆的纯洁度!

一对新婚夫妇在一夜的温存之後,满意的丈夫有点担心老婆的纯洁与否,於是指着那话儿问道:“宝贝!你都叫它甚麽?”
老婆道:“小鸡鸡啊!”
先生为太太的纯节感到满意,接着说:“我们都是成人了以後要叫它阳具!”
太太一脸的藐视说:“阳具我看多了!你的只是小鸡鸡!”
先生: %¥#·

评论:不纯洁的女人是越来越多,鸡鸡小了也吃亏啊!

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最后一个笑话其实是改编自我国古代的笑话。

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感谢楼主了,这些笑话还是第一次看到,很好笑的,谢谢。

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