打印

[短篇] 笑话三则

0

笑话三则

笑话三则
1.有一哥们,今天我们聊天的时候哥们说:以前看到老虎就觉得威武凛凛,高大上的感觉,立誓长大一定要养一只。现在我的梦想终于实现了,还养了一只母的。不给你聊了,我要回家给媳妇做饭了!
2.今天在路上看到一男生向女友告白。女生说:“你如果能马上给到我彩虹,我就和你交往!”男生问:“那你想让它出现在哪里?”女生伸出左手说:“在这里。”紧接着让我惊掉下巴的一幕出现了:只见那男生抓起女生的左手按在地上,然后用力的踩红了……
3.去商场买护肤品,服务员过来看着我说:“你皮肤真好,衣服穿的好洋气好年轻”。 我心里头正开心呢,老公说“你卖东西就卖东西,能不能实事求是”。#爆笑#

TOP

当前时区 GMT+8, 现在时间是 2024-9-13 13:08

Fatal error: Uncaught RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:35 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php(35): Redis->exec() #1 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics.inc.php(287): dRedis::pipeExec() #2 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/global.func.php(490): dstatistics() #3 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_footer.tpl.php(41): output() #4 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_viewthread.tpl.php(559): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #5 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/viewthread.php(440): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #6 {main} Next RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:35 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php(35): Redis->exec() #1 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php on line 35